Yesterday, I got a notice from the local post-office that I had a package waiting. I went and got it earlier today. The sender address was simply labeled “USA”. I had no idea what it could be. I really don’t receive packages from overseas that often.

It turned out to be my long forgotten ToolArmy Membership package that I ordered of toolarmy.com some time last summer!

Talk about slow postal-service!

The diploma read:
“In the name of the great architect of the multiverse.
Salutation upon all points of the shining triangle.

On this day in the year 2006 of the vulgar era, you shall hereby be received with true hospitality in the camp of the collective unconscious.
So that in the future you may penetrate our camp, oasis, or lodge without annoyance from its sentries, you shall be given a sign of recognition and/or a secret password. For the present, worthy and most welcome guest, we grant you admission into the camp of friends. Let the camp be guarded.”

Funny ^^

The package also contained an exclusive t-shirt.

Joy!

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